Crash
Well, I have decided to write about something interesting, for a change ;)
Here, I will tell the stories of my many car/motorcycle crashes, which gave me the names: Crash, Mario Andretti, Evel Knievel, and my personal favorite, Launchpad! *LOL* (Launchpad is the crazy duck on the cartoon "Duck Tales" who drove a helicopter and crashed all over the place lol)
Most of the stories you are about to hear happened before I turned 20, and I was usually drunk, or on something... yes, sad, but true! I was a wild & stupid teenager, but my life changed completely when I had my first daughter. I was no longer a drinker and since I had crashed all my cars LOL, I didnt even drive much for a couple years.
That said, I would like to state that I really am an excellent driver! Its my favorite pasttime :) I drive fast, but cautious. In 16 years, I have only had 1 wreck, which was unavoidable on my part. I think that was the only wreck I've ever had with another vehicle. I would also like to say this: yes, I DO own the road! ;) & PLEASE stay in the slow lane when you see me coming! LOL (or I might have to tailgate your @ss! ;)


